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-- PART 7 of 8 --

The TORTURE CHAMBER!

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(10) Superboy #109
by CURT SWAN and STAN KAYE

Superboy tells his NEW dog: "Here's a juicy bone for being so smart, Swifty! And don't worry about Krypto -- I've chained him with a Kryptonite leash so he won't interfere with our adventures in space!"

Ummm, Superboy? I hate to break this to you, but exposing Kryptonians to Green Kryptonite is not just annoying to them. It's FATAL! It makes them die a painful death. So when you and your new bitch, Swifty, get back from your big, fun "adventures in space," expect to find your old pal Krypto DEAD. A boy who tortures his own dog, leaving him to die a painful death? What could be more...
SICK!

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(9) Doll Man #10
by AL BRYANT

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the aqua-crucifixion of Dol l Man! It's bad enough just looking at this sadistic cover -- but consider this: Someone had to take Doll Man's tiny little hands and tie them with little tiny cords, making little tiny Boy Scout knots so Doll Man couldn't get free, then hang little tiny Doll Man up on those knobs, and leave him to drown.

WHO did this? And WHY? I mean, why not just step on the little runt? Here's a simple explanation: One of Doll Man's foes is twisted, sadistic, deeply disturbed, and, well ...
SICK!

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(8) Jimmy Olsen #109
by NEAL ADAMS


OK, we know that this scene is part of some bizarre hoax or something, but take a good look at the expression on the face of "Superman's Pal." My, my, my, what fiendish delight young Jimmy takes in torturing his best "pal," as Supes hangs suspended from wires in Lex Luthor's torture chamber/ laboratory/ living room.

If you ask me, Olsen seem to be enjoying tormenting Supes a little TOO much. And remember, he's really not that good of an actor. So, the truth seems to be that Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen is a closet torture-master! How very, very ...
SICK!

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(7) Young Allies #1
by JACK KIRBY and SYD SHORES


This may appear to be a routine "smack the Nazis" cover, but look closely. Each of the four children tied up in the background has a huge knife pointing at their heart! It gets worse: The knives are held by a device that can thrust them all into the boys' hearts at the same time. How elaborate! And WHY?

All for the twisted amusement of the evil Red Skull, and none other than Adolph Hitler himself, who took a break from mass murdering just to check in on this teenage torture chamber "experiment." The more you think about it, the more you realize it's...
SICK!

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(6) Lois Lane #73
by KURT SCHAFFENBERGER


If there was a "Penthouse Forum" for the superhero set, THIS little gem would surely be on its cover. Why is Lois lashing a wooden puppet of Superman? asks the cover copy. A damn good question! Another good question: Is this torture chamber setup in the halls of the Daily Planet? Is it portable? Can Lois set it up anywhere, whenever the urge to whip a life-size superhero puppet strikes her?

Like Jimmy, Lois has finally revealed herself -- she's a closet S&M freak. Who knew? Lois, you are unhealthy, you are not normal, and you are very, VERY (guess what) ... SICK!

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