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.TOP 40 SICKEST
COMIC BOOK
COVERS EVER!


-- PART 6 of 8 --
SPANKINGS
and SUICIDES!


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(15) Superboy #75
by CURT SWAN and STAN KAYE

"Gosh, Ma, I forgot it's impossible to spank Superboy! How can we punish him for being a bad boy?" asks a perplexed Jonathan Kent.

Martha should reply, "Well, maybe if you'd tried disciplining him before he became a teenager, he wouldn't be so 'bad.' But now, Jonathan, he's really too old for you to be whacking his butt -- which you somehow 'forgot' was invulnerable, even though he's wearing his Superboy uniform. And anyway, young Kal almost seems to be -- enjoying it! And that, Jonathan, is really quite ...
SICK!"

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(14) Master Comics #29
by MAC RABOY

Adolph Hitler, the man who murdered almost six million people, Jews and others, because they were "racially defective," and Hideki Toj o, responsible for the murder of almost four million Chinese citizens. Hitler and Tojo, the "Terror Twins," two of the most brutal tyrants in history.

So Captain Marvel Jr. says, "Grrrrr. Why, if I ever get ahold of those guys, I'm going to ... I'm going to .. give them both a good, hard spanking!" Ye Gods! What would Elvis say? Sorry Cap Jr., but punishing two of history's worst mass murderers by spanking them is just plain ...
SICK!

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(13) Superboy #55
by CURT SWAN and STAN KAYE

Oh no -- it's looks like Pa Kent has once again "forgotten" that his son is invulnerable. He's also "forgotten" that it's not appropriate to be spanking a teenage boy, especially if he's wearing a Superboy uniform, especially if there's an audience of his school chums watching gleefully!

Temporary parent principal for a day Pa Kent also seems to have "forgotten" that certain behaviors are considered weird, inappropriate, and just ...
SICK!

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(12) Detective Comics #210
by WIN MORTIMER

"You will do as I command, Batman! Pick up that gun and shoot yourself!" To which Batman replies, out loud, "I -- I can't resist... I must obey the Brain!"

So ... what, you're just going to blow your brains out right in front of Robin, without even putting up a fight? Poor Robin! And poor young readers of this comic book! Seeing Batman blow his brains out could traumatize a kid for life! Just the very thought of it is bizarre, unsettling, and (you'll never guess) ...
SICK!

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(11) Incredible Hulk #291
by AL MILGROM

"Mommy, why is the man on this comic book holding a big huge GUN up to his head? What is he going to DO with the big, huge gun, Mommy? Is he going to pull the trigger, and splatter his brains all over the comic book? Huh, Mommy? Huh?!?!?"

"Sorry son, we won't be buying this comic book, mainly because showing a horrific, impending suicide on a cover, complete with a gun pointed at the temple, is oh, so very ...
SICK!"

COMING NEXT MONDAY:
The preliminaries are over!
It's time to enter...
"THE TORTURE CHAMBER"!


"TOP 40 SICKEST COMIC BOOK COVERS EVER!"
CONTINUES NEXT MONDAY, AND
CONCLUDES THE FOLLOWING MONDAY


COMING TOMORROW on DIAL B for BLOG:
(If we can talk Gen. Ross out of shooting himself)

GENERAL ROSS - TOAD MEN - METAL MASTER
vs. THE INCREDIBLE HULK!

Stories by Stan Lee, art by Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko!


HULK PAPERBACK from 1978!


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