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-- PART 5 of 8 --

The HORRORS of
CROSS BREEDING!


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(20) Batman #114
BY SHELDON MOLDOFF

Here's a story featuring a "Bat-Ape." As comics go, this concept is not all that sick. It appears to be a cross-breed between an ape and a human. That's not especially sick either. The Bat-Ape is helping Batman on a case. That's a bit sick.

Oh, and one more thing. The Bat-Ape has a name. Its name is "Mogo." And here, good parent Batman is taking the time to praise poor retarded Mogo for his "help" -- in the middle of a robbery! "Good work Mogo," says the fearsome Dark Knight, "Now lower the pole down to the other roof!" And that, dear reader, really IS ...
SICK!

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(19) Lois Lane #30
BY KURT SCHAFFENBERGER

What happens when mermaid females mate with super-humans? We saw infant Kal-El's private parts in the first Superman movie, so we know he has human-ish genitalia. But what happens when he mates with a mermaid, and has a BOY? To put it delicately, wouldn't the young mer-lad be missing some rather vital "equipment"?

Lois knows the answer. Look as she turns her face away in shame and horror. She knows that Superman's "secret" child is destined to grow up and become a man without a wankie, and that is very, very ...
SICK!

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(18) Flash #220
by DICK GIORDANO

As these cross-bred horrors go on, I can barely stand to look at them. Now what in the world is THIS madness? I mean, we see split people on an almost daily basis in comics, but this is really just the worst imaginable PLACE to get split in half. Does it go right down the middle? All the way? I usually write two paragraphs per cover, but I can't go on, because the mere THOUGHT of this one is making me ... SICK!

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(17) Batman #162
BY SHELDON MOLDOFF

Oh Lord, who has Batman gone and slept with NOW? Let me guess. He got drunk and bedded down a laughing hyena. It got pregnant, and gave birth to this hideous cross-breed. They tried to comfort the creature by allowing him to cavort through Gotham City dressed in a huge Batman costume they had custom made for it. That's why the toes fit so snugly.

What's a Robin to do? Well, look at the title on the TOP of the comic. It says "Robin's New Secret Identity." Looks like the Boy Wonder's flown the coop. And that's the ONLY thing about this cover that is NOT ...
SICK!

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(16) Tales of the Unexpected #93
BY JACK SPARLING

"I was a living freak! My brain was expanding into a super-man's, but my body was receding back to primitive form! I was the Evolution-Devolution Man!"

OK, it's only cover #16, and we have just set a new gold standard for all "living freaks" to aim at. Dear God! This repulsive abomination makes Michael Jackson look normal!

Reader, what single word could POSSIBLY describe this cover? Weird? No. Unsettling? I don't think so. Disturbing? Close -- but no. I think one word, the ONLY word, would have to be (you'll never guess) ...
SICK!

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"SPANKINGS AND SUICIDES!"




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