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NO. 777
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HEAP CHAPTER FOUR of SIX
THE HEAP GOES REALLY PSYCHO

At the end of the HEAP adventure before this one, we were promised that the character was about to turn into "an absolute lunatic." Considering that we're talking about a walking talking pile of swamp slush who has, in the past, gone on killing rampages that terrorized entire villages, that's quite a statement. How can they possibly live up to it? What in the WORLD could the Heap possibly do that woul be more insane that what he's done before? Let's find out! Off we go...

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OK, OK. Enough set up! We get it. The HEAP is weird, odd, deranged, crazy, insane, etc., etc. But what does this mean in PRACTICAL terms? We have to wait a whol 'nother issue to see. It starts when HEAP grabs a helpless innocent child andcarries her into a dark subway tunnel.
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Wow! We were promised absolute lunacy, and I have to admit that throwing a baby girl into an oncoming subway train IS absolute lunacy! CRA-CRA! But still, it almost as crazy that the kid's mother doesn't seem all that mad at old Heapie. Instead, she turns her rage on the crowd, and blames them for not intervening.

This is definately a woman who has a very small catalog of insults at her command, and who does not believe in using profanity under ANY circumstances. She screams at the crowd, "YOU CREEPS!"
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The HEAP sort of wanders off, and winds up falling into the countryside...
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Ye gods, this just gets weirder and weirder! This farm couple seems to think they're Jonathan and Martha Kent. But their slushie little "superbaby" is a depressed sad sack.
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At last, the HEAP has found a home!
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HEAP CHAPTER 5
THE HEAP'S COLOR COMIC BOOK!
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