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ROBBY REED REVIEWS Superman v. Batman - page 2 of 9
Once the "Bruce Wayne fights 9/11" sequence is over, we move on to the Bruce Wayne and Wonder Woman scenes.

Bruce Wayne: "I know women like you."

"You don't know any women like me."

Oh Lord. Why not have him say, "Wow, you are as tall as an Amazon. Wonderful!"

And then SHE should say, "If you had fought in the Crusaders wearing a cape, they might have called you the Caped Crusader!"


And then Bruce could have said, "Remember Brave and Bold #158? Let's reenact that story."
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And so, they do...
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Now, Bruce goes back to the Batcave, to stare at one of his uniforms for a while. He apparently has lots of uniforms. Hmmm. Who does that remind me of?
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Oh yeah...
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OK, we're now almost an hour into the movie and we have yet to see Batman in uniform, and no sign of Robin whatsoever. What the hell?
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