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ISSUE NO. 663
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Hello reader, and welcome back to DEADMAN GOES TO THE MOVIES. Today's film is FORREST GUMP, starring Tom Hanks. Here's the famous scene from that movie, where Forrest offers a woman a piece of chocolate, and tells her why, "Life is like a box of chocolates" (click PLAY button below.)
I was "sitting" on a park bench one day, think of how nice Jose Garcia-Lopez used to draw me, and it reminded me of GUMP. Then I got an idea...
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I went back in time to the day Hanks was filming this scene, and...
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I waited for the woman to sit down, then I possessed her mind...
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X The funny thing is, I wasn't even mad at Forrest. Instead, I actually wanted to thank him! Why?

He gave me a chance to work TWO of my trademark AARRGGHS into this issue. So -- thanks Forrest!

And thanks also to Jose Garcia Lopez, who drew my part in today's issue, and thank you to Robert Zemickis, who directed FORREST GUMP; and also thanks to my Mother, and to the Hook, without whom I would not be standing here today to accept this award.

What? No award? OK, well then... goodbye! I've got some Justice League pals coming over soon, and I have to get ready!
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