The funny thing is, I wasn't even mad at Forrest. Instead, I actually wanted to thank him! Why?
He gave me a chance to work TWO of my trademark AARRGGHS
into this issue. So -- thanks Forrest!
And thanks also to Jose Garcia Lopez
, who drew my part in today's issue, and thank you to Robert Zemickis, who directed FORREST GUMP
; and also thanks to my Mother, and to the Hook, without whom I would not be standing here today to accept this award.
What? No award? OK, well then... goodbye! I've got some Justice League
pals coming over soon, and I have to get ready!