"Outrageous! I was sitting in Superman's fortress, minding my own business, when all of a sudden some 'ray' hits me and changes me into GOLD Kryptonite! What the hell is THAT? Great Rao! 'A ray.' No one ever explained where this 'ray' came from. Whatever...
Luckily, two people in Kandor saw my transformation, and left the bottle city wearing protective lead armor. Dodging the huge alien beasts which were apparently roaming the Fortress at will, the Kandorians managed to set up the PHANTOM ZONE projector!"