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"Outrageous! I was sitting in Superman's fortress, minding my own business, when all of a sudden some 'ray' hits me and changes me into GOLD Kryptonite! What the hell is THAT? Great Rao! 'A ray.' No one ever explained where this 'ray' came from. Whatever...

Luckily, two people in Kandor saw my transformation, and left the bottle city wearing protective lead armor. Dodging the huge alien beasts which were apparently roaming the Fortress at will, the Kandorians managed to set up the PHANTOM ZONE projector!"

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"But before I could be sent to the Phantom Zone, the couple from Kandor was exposed to my rays. They lost all their super powers! Still, they completed their mission..."
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"Through some tortured reasoning I still don't understand, they decided that they should REMAIN on earth, even though they were non-powered and doll-sized..."
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"But where will they LIVE? No problem. Jimmy Olsen builds them a doll house to live in, 'just like the homes big people have.' Wow! Jimmy must have built them tiny refrigerators, toilets and showers. He even hung tiny paintings in the place! So, let's recap. We have two tiny human-ish beings, two 'little folk,' alien to earth, living in a doll house in Jimmy Olsen's apartment. Well, there's certainly NOTHING strange about that!"
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"But the 'separate quarters' were not necessary! The two Kandorians soon got married (limited dating pool), the doll house was moved to Clark Kent's apartment, and they lived happily ever after. Or at least as happily as two alien 'little folk' could be, living in a doll house. Maybe they had kids, and started a new race. As far as I know, they're still there!"
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