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"Superman kept throwing me away, but it was my destiny to keep returning to him. And since I cannot move, I have no choice but to go wherever fate takes me! Chance (and writer Otto Binder) lead me to a RED CLOUD in space."

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"In another one of those amazing coincidences that happen to me all the time, I passed close enough to give Superman to a full dose of my radiations!"
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"As a precaution, Superman retreated to his Fortress of Solitude and waited for my rays to change him. We Red K always have a different effect on him..."
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"But this time the change was not physical -- it was mental! Superman was forced to speak and write ONLY in our native language, Kryptonese!"
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"Superman was reduced to making a DRAWING to explain to Lois what had happened to him. Funny thing -- Superman draws just like Curt Swan!"
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"The Man of Steel tried to use one of his robots to take his place as Clark, but he made the mistake of giving the robot its orders in Kryptonese. What a fiasco!"
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"Wow. So the robot heard a foreign language, and it blew up? What kind of shoddy workmanship is THAT? It's a good thing Brainiac never knew about this. He didn't need a force field! All he had to do to defeat a Superman robot was to tell it to get lost in Spanish. Anyway, Superman was saved by his faithful dog, Krypto!"
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