"But Clark got too close to me, and my deadly rays made him collapse in pain. Luckily, he got a brilliant idea to save himself. This was the first time I had MOVED in more than TEN YEARS."
"So, Superman escaped! And our encounter ended a long search for him..."
"Yes reader -- sad as I am, pathetic as I am -- it was I, a humble and inert lump of Kryptonite, who helped Superman find the perfect location for his famous Fortress of Solitude!"
"But when DC did a special 80-pg. Giant issue dedicated to the Fortress, was I included? NO! Of course not! Who is there to speak for we Kryptonite? No one!"
"So, for what seemed like the thousandth time, Superman flung me out of his life..."
"And so I was no longer green ... I became RED. There was no predicting how I would effect Superman. It could be anything from turning him into an alien, to giving him a giant ant-head ... the agony of it all ... the nightmares are coming back..."