"Oh dear God, reader! He melted a Kryptonite with his heat vision. He killed a living thing by burning it alive! For SIX AGONIZING MINUTES! Oh, the humanity! I can still hear the screaming! The melting. The horrible dripping..."
"Reader, you must understand that we Kryptonite have no desire to HARM Superman. Yet we are doomed to menace him! We spend each day wishing for nothing more than our own destruction..."
"The second incident is so SHOCKING I can barely speak of it. But since this story is part of the final installment of Robby's "One To Shock You" series, speak of it I will! Once (Superman #233), when we Kryptonite temporarily lost our ability to harm Superman, the Man of Steel released years of pent-up hatred for my kind in a SHOCKING act of violence..."
"AARGH!!! To chew up and digest a living, thinking being! It's cannibalism! It's demonic! To say it "needs salt"! And then to call it "a nice little snack"! This is unspeakable. It's barbaric. It's ghoulish! It's so SHOCKING that my kind still have horrible nightmares about it. The biting... the chewing.."