THIS ISSUE'S TOPIC CHOSEN BY GYUSS BAALTAR!
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ROCKETED TO EARTH FROM THE DYING PLANET KRYPTON... |
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HE POSES AS MEEK, MILD-MANNERED CLARK KENT! |
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Bet you never knew he was so... CREEPY! |
HERE'S THE PROOF...
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SUPERBOY JUST KILLED LANG LANG! |
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[The fact that Superboy rescues Lana makes him no less creepy.]
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CREEPY SUPERBOY COVER GALLERY 1 |
SUPERBOY IS A MONSTER ... A REFORM SCHOOL REBEL... WHO KILLED HIS FATHER!
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SUPERBOY ONCE EXILED HIMSELF FROM EARTH! |
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[The fact that Superboy actually killed a ROBOT makes him no less creepy.]
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CREEPY SUPERBOY COVER GALLERY 2 |
SUPERBOY IS AN EXILE ... WHO JAILS HIS PARENTS ... AND IS A SECRET VAMPIRE!
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WORST OF ALL... SUPERBOY ONCE KILLED
HIS SECRET IDENTITY, AND BROKE HIS PARENTS HEART! |
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Later, Superboy explains. "There was no other way!" |
[The fact that Superboy has the world's
most understanding
foster mother makes him no less creepy. Case closed -- THE END!]
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