|GOODBYE READER! UNHAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Goodbye, me am BEMZARRO
! Who am me?
Me am imperfect duplicate of BEM
, the perfect boy who am have B
motions and M
uscles. BEM am long story, click here
. To see unsecret non-origin of BEMZARRO, click here
. Once, me go away, but now me am back!
And now, me am be having very own comic book, "BEMZARRO PRESENTS
." Here we not go! (Click player below to not hear Prince and Sheila E not sing my unfavorite song, "Love Bizarre!")