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DIAL B for BLOG CONTEST:CREATE AN LSH APPLICANT WHO WOULD BE REJECTED!

ROUND FOUR!
APPLICANT 31

TONGUE-TIED KID
Master of the Unintelligible Mutter -- he wanted to try out, but the
Legionnaires couldn't understand what he was saying!

SUBMITTED BY ARFARF
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APPLICANT 32

DARK KENT
"What is my mystery power?"

SUBMITTED BY APELAD/KING DONG
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APPLICANT 33

GO-GO CHECK LAD
"Possessing neither the Kennedy-esque charm of those early silver-age Adam Strange, Sea Devil grey-toned cover classics, nor the emerging hipness and vitalization of the later silver age gems sporting their Neal Adams covers and the occasional pair of bellbottoms and love beads, I exist in that nadir of comicdom inhabited superficially with the trappings of pop art, yet without the irony!"

SUBMITTED BY LAMONT CRANSTON
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APPLICANT 34

REBOOT BOY
"I'm Reboot Boy. Accept me as a member or I'll reboot the
Legion and apply again tomorrow -- and the day
after that, and the day after that, and the day after that..."

SUBMITTED BY SARAH HARGRAVE
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APPLICANT 35

PRE-CODE KID
"My powers include the injury-to-eye punch, treating authorities with contempt
and generally promoting anti-social juvenile delinquent behavior!"

SUBMITTED BY LAMONT CRANSTON
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APPLICANT 36

WRESTLING-MARK LAD
"I have the power to ignore people who say Pro Wrestling is 'fake,' and
buy into the action and storylines and have a good time watching it!"

SUBMITTED BY DAVE D SHOW
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APPLICANT 37

THE SIZZLER
"I can make the palms of my hands hot enough
to fry an egg and cook bacon!"

SUBMITTED BY THE SIZZLER
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APPLICANT 38

EYE-COLOR CHANGER LAD
"I can change the color of my eyes!"

SUBMITTED BY INSANE MONKEY 13
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APPLICANT 39

LITTLE HANDS LAD
" I used to work in all those Infantino comics, like The Flash,
pointing stuff out. 'Look, someone's sneaking into the trophy room!' "

SUBMITTED BY COMPOSITE BEPPO
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APPLICANT 40

LASS LAD LASS LAD LASS
"I can change myself into either sex , but...
I CAN'T CONTROL MY POWER!"

SUBMITTED BY EVERYONE
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COMING NEXT...
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