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DIAL B for BLOG CONTEST: CREATE AN LSH APPLICANT WHO WOULD BE REJECTED!

ROUND THREE!
APPLICANT 21

KID ETERNITY (2)
"I smell like Calvin Klein perfume!"

SUBMITTED BY RAFI-EL
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APPLICANT 22

FUSSY EATER LAD
"I won't eat vegetables!"

SUBMITTED BY CHRIS B
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APPLICANT 23

JOY BOY
"I radiate a sense of peace and contentment upon my foes,
but unfortunately, I scream like a little girl when touched!"

SUBMITTED BY ARFARF
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APPLICANT 24

SILLY RABBIT
"I have no power, really... I just have an obsession with fruit-flavored
cereals that are marketed to children. I am skilled at disguise,
except that when I get excited, my disguises tend to go awry!"

SUBMITTED BY WAFFYJON
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APPLICANT 25

JACKSON-5
"I am a distant cousin of Brainiac 5. I am also a musical genius
who wants to join the LSH, a club for underage boys!"

SUBMITTED BY DAVE MILLER LAD
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APPLICANT 26

SOUP STOCK LAD
"I can create soup from my body! I can shoot it out of
my hands or my head! It's hot, too! And hearty!!"

SUBMITTED BY GREEN DRAGON
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APPLICANT 27

I STAND CORRECTED BOY
"I can admit when I have shot my mouth off like an idiot !"

SUBMITTED BY ENOS
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APPLICANT 28

SUPER-INBRED TIME-PARADOX LAD
"Once , at a drunken Legion Christmas party, Superboy
and Supergirl forgot they were COUSINS, and..."

SUBMITTED BY ROBLEWMAC
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APPLICANT 29

COMATOSE INFANT
""WAHHHHHH! Me am Comatose Infant! Me am never been conscious
since birth! Even Stone Boy never been as seemingly lifeless as me!
In fact, me can even .... ZZZZZZzzzzz glub glub drool!"

SUBMITTED BY COMATOSE INFANT
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APPLICANT 30

LEMONADE LASS
"I can make the best of any situation -- I once found a pony in a pile of shit!"

SUBMITTED BY RAFI-EL
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NEXT: ROUND FOUR!