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APPLICANT ONE
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EAR FALL-OFF LAD
"I have the ability to make my ears fall off!"
SUBMITTED BY CLARK SAVAGE JR.
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APPLICANT TWO
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DIMENSION-BREAKER BOY
"Beware my fist! I will pound the very boundaries of
dimensional reality and cause unheard of, illogical happenstance!"
SUBMITTED BY KLAR KEN T5477
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APPLICANT THREE
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DRAMA QUEEN
"I can throw super-human fits of pique if my
so-called friends ruin my Klordny Party!"
SUBMITTED BY RAFI-EL
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APPLICANT FOUR
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INFRINGEMENT LAD
"My amazing I-Dial allows me to transform into
any super-hero NOT owned by DC Comics!"
SUBMITTED BY CRAIG BOLDMAN
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APPLICANT FIVE
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MENSTRUAL LASS
"I have no powers really, I just continually BITCH at
villains until they finally give in and do as I ask!"
SUBMITTED BY COMIC READER MAN
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APPLICANT SIX
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UNIVERSE DESTROYER KID
"I posses an impressive power, but I can only use it once!"
SUBMITTED BY GNUHOPPER
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APPLICANT SEVEN
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MINT IN MINT-BOX BOY
"I am the first living collectible superhero boy who is encased in a 'mint' (c-10) box.
I'm totally useless, except I am suitible for display at local toy and comic conventions!"
SUBMITTED BY TUCO
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APPLICANT EIGHT
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DIRTY UNDERWEAR ON HEAD BOY
"I, Rex Hanes, was exposed to an unknown form of radiation that left me alive,
but rearranged my clothing and fused my underwear to the back of my head!"
SUBMITTED BY LAST KRYPTONIAN HERE
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APPLICANT NINE
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FLIGHT RISK
"I can fly at six times the speed of sound, but only backwards.
If I look behind myself, my power is negated!"
SUBMITTED BY EL JEFE
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APPLICANT TEN
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POTTY MOUTH
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quot;I can't say even the simplest sentence without swearing, and
I'm here to fucking' join the Legion of fucking Super-Heroes!"
SUBMITTED BY WAFFYJON
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COMING TOMORROW: ROUND TWO!
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(If your own entry didn't appear today, it does NOT mean you won't see it tomorrow!)
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