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 The Super Teacher from Krypton Returns!
Yo yo, my bizzels! Yesterday, we looked at the first appearance of the Super Teacher Asshole From Krypton. Today, the Super Teacher's got a brand new bag! That's right, being a total asshole to our beloved Kal-El just wasn't enough for good old Super Teach. Now, he's got some NEW tricks up his sleeve. Errr... I mean his robotic green arm housing.
Check it out, my hizzels! In this whacked-out story by Cary Bates, Curt Swan and Murphy Anderson, Superboy actually loses his virginity, and that's just the beginning. Here it is, from DC Super-Stars #12 (February 1977, cover pictured right), a classic tale of twisted love, robotic betrayal and alien sexual intrigue: "Don't Call Me Superboy!" Here we go...
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| PATROLING DEEP SPACE, SUPERBOY AGAIN ENCOUNTERS THE SUPER TEACHER ASSHOLE FROM KRYPTON! |
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| THE SUPER TEACHER WASTES NO TIME! HE BEGINS MESSING WITH SUPERBOY'S HEAD IMMEDIATELY! |
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BUT IT WAS ALL AN ILLUSION -- PART OF SUPERBOY'S "FINAL TEST." AFTERWARDS, CLARK'S DATE GETS FRISKY! |
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LATER, MISTY DISCOVERS CLARK'S SECRET IDENTITY, AND GETS EVEN FRISKIER! |
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THE VERY NEXT PANEL TELLS THE TALE... |
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| IF THE CONVERSATION HAD CONTINUED... |
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| BUT THE SUPER TEACHER HAS YET TO GIVE SUPERBOY HIS "FINAL TEST!" HOLY SHIZZLE! |
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| GRIEF STRICKEN, SUPERSTUD DECIDES TO KILL THE BEAST THAT KILLED HIS FIRST GIRL! |
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| SHIZZLE MY MIZZLE! IT WAS ALL A HOAX BY THE SUPER TEACHER... THE SUPER TEACHER PIMP, THAT IS! |
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MANY YEARS LATER...
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THE END, MY BIZZELS!
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