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BELOW LEFT, ORIGINAL COVER; BELOW RIGHT, COVER OF SUPERMAN ANNUAL WHICH REPRINTED THIS STORY

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ADVENTURE COMICS #240
SUPERMAN ANNUAL #5


The Super Teacher From Krypton!

Reader, did you ever have a teacher so snotty, so above it all, and so totally obnoxious that you wanted to just punch them in the face? Well, Superboy did! He was called the "Super Teacher," but in MY opinion -- that's the opinion of me, Robby Reed, the author of this paragraph and creator of this blog -- this particular teacher was more of a super ASSHOLE. But I'll let you be the judge. See for yourself! Our story, from Adventure Comics #240 (Sept. 1957), written by Edmond Hamilton and drawn by John Sikela, begins with Superboy flying high over Smallville...

HIGH ABOVE EARTH, SUPERBOY ENCOUNTERS... THE SUPER-TEACHER ASSHOLE!

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RUDE AND OBNOXIOUS FROM THE START, THE SUPER TEACHER ASSHOLE TELLS HIS STORY!

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NOTHING EVER PLEASES THE SUPER TEACHER ASSHOLE, NOT EVEN SUPERBOY!

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THE SUPER TEACHER ASSHOLE GIVES SUPERBOY AN IMPOSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT -- JUST FOR KICKS!
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BUT CLEVER SUPERBOY OUTWITS THE SUPER TEACHER ASSHOLE!

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BUT THE SUPER TEACHER ASSHOLE ISN'T THROUGH TORTURING POOR SUPERBOY YET!

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HAHA! NOW THAT THE SUPER TEACHER ASSHOLE HAS HAD HIS SICK, TWISTED FUN, TIME TO REVEAL...

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OK, I CHANGED THAT LAST WORD BALLOON... JUST A BIT.


WAS THIS THE END OF THE SUPER TEACHER ASSHOLE?

HELL NO!

HE RETURNED, WITH A WHOLE NEW BAG OF "TRICKS"!

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