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.First, DIAL B for BLOG invented the miracle of ANI-MOTION! What could possibly top THAT? Only one thing: the latest advancement in the Ani-motion field, a stunning breakthrough we can only call... IRON MAN-IMOTION! How does it differ from Ani-Motion? Well, it's pretty much the exact same thing, but with a different name! Also, it's invincible.

This episode of IRON MAN-IMOTION is adapted from an old Iron Man TV cartoon, which itself was little more than art from Tales of Suspense #46 (cover pictured right) cut out and animated using primitive stop-motion techniques. Here we go reader -- get ready to blast off into IRON MAN-IMOTION as the Invincible Iron Man squares off against a raging Russkie in the crazy Cold War caper called: "The Crimson Dynamo!"
(CLICK BELOW TO PLAY or REPLAY the IRON MAN THEME!)
CLICK TO PLAY THE IRON MAN THEME SONG!
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SHELLHEAD'S RED AND GOLD ARMOR IS BROKEN, SO HE USES AN OLD SUIT!
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CLUNKY BUT MANAGEABLE, HE'S READY FOR IRON MAN-IMOTION ACTION!
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SUDDENLY, THE CRIMSON DYNAMO -- A RUSSIAN SUPER AGENT -- ATTACKS IRON MAN!
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SHELLHEAD FLIES INTO BATTLE WITH HIS BOOT JETS!
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THE CRIMSON DYNAMO BLASTS I.M. WITH RUSSIAN REPULSOR RAYS!
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... BUT THEY CAN'T PENETRATE IRON MAN'S CHEST BEAM!
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CURSES! I MUST DEFEAT THIS CAPITALIST TOOL OR BE DISGRACED!
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HMMM... I THINK I'LL THROW THIS HANDY TREE AT THE CRIMSON DYNAMO!
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YEEAARGH! PINNED BY A TREE! THEY'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS BACK IN RED SQUARE!
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IRON MAN PRODUCES A MINIATURE RADIO TRANSMITTER!
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IRON MAN'S DEVICE TUNES IN TO MOSCOW!
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THE DYNAMO OVERHEARS "NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV" PLOTTING AGAINST HIM!
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"WE MUST DESTROY THE CRIMSON DYNAMO! HE IS TOO POWERFUL!"
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THE DYNAMO DEFECTS, AND AGREES TO WORK FOR STARK ENTERPRISES!
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AND THAT'S HOW THE COLD WAR ENDED!

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