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Hi reader... I am Yankee Doodle Dandy, a Robby Reed superhero. And before you ask -- yes, I am also a Yankee Doodle Do or Die, as well as a Real Live Nephew of My Uncle Sam. I was not, however, born of the 4th of July. As part of the "Infinite Crisis," the entire DC Universe has leapt ahead "ONE YEAR LATER," and so, DIAL B for BLOG also leaps ahead... one THOUSAND years! I'm hosting today's issue.

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Hooray for the red, white and blue! Is there anything more American than democracy, one man one vote, and the two-party system? I'm talking POLITICS! Today, we examine the state of politics in ancient America. We in THE FUTURE don't know much about the politics of the past, as most records were destroyed in WWIII. However, we have pieced together some facts by examining the recently-discovered ancient news magazines pictured below. See for yourself, reader!
We don't know much about the Presidents of the past, but we are sure of this: There were never Presidents named Izen-Hower, Nee-xon, or Boosh, and Spiroag-new was a super villain!
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MIS #30 FBTU #17 GL #83
In THE FUTURE we trust our Presidents, just as all Presidents were trusted in the past. As Superman says, "If you can't trust the President of the United States, who CAN you trust?"
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These ancient records show Superman, Capt. Comet and Spy Smasher protecting our nation!
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ACTION #390 SA #38 SPY SMASHER #5
According to this UNALTERED ancient record, John F. Kennedy served TWO terms as President!
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In 2310, Superman beat Wonder Woman and Captain America, and became President of the USA!
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WW #7 CAP #250 ACTION #371
Scandal: President Superman's first defense budget asked only $1.98 for Astroforce Space Soldiers!
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After discovering our space defense budget was only $1.98, aliens began to attack our national monuments and institutions -- Lady Liberty, Washington D.C., and the United Nations!
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FBTU #8 SA #223 SA #153
The war ended suddenly when giant Solar stormed the U.N. and declared himself King of the World!
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