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THE BIG GIANT HAND THE BIG GIANT HAND RETURNSAND NOW --.
TRPPED IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, THE BIG GIANT HAND TRICKS FOOLISH HUMANS INTO FREEING HIS SPIRIT FORM...
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THE GHOST OF THE HAND ZAPS FLASH, THEN LAUNCHES A MAD CRIME SPREE, COLLECTING MONEY AND MONUMENTS!
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BOOTY CALL! WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE ADDED TO THE GHOST OF THE HAND'S BOOTY COLLECTION!
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THE GHOST OF THE HAND GETS BORED, SO IT DECIDES TO START COLLECTING SUPERHEROES!
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WHEN SUPERMAN RESISTS, THE HAND SMASHES HIM IN THE BIG TOE, THEN POPS HIS HEAD OFF! OUCH!
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THE SEA DEVILS SERIOUSLY INJURE THE HAND, SO IT DONS AN ARMORED GLOVE TO FIGHT THOR!
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MORTALLY WOUNDED BY THE FF, THE HAND'S GHOST IS COMPLETELY VAPORIZED BY SOLAR. THE REST IS SILENCE!
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Thus did the superheroes of the multiverse defeat their greatest enemy, the Big Giant Hand! The superheroes have issued a press release promising the world that the Hand and its ally, the Big Giant Foot, will never bother us again!

The damage has all been fixed, except for a massive footprint that is being inspected by Adam Strange and his wife, Alanna. I just this minute lost contact with Adam... but I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Probably just sub-space interference.

As I was saying, reader, we've definately seen the last of the Big Giant Hand! May it rest in peace.

ERRR.... WHAT'S THAT SHADOW?!?!?!

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