| TRPPED IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, THE BIG GIANT HAND TRICKS FOOLISH HUMANS INTO FREEING HIS SPIRIT FORM... |
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| THE GHOST OF THE HAND ZAPS FLASH, THEN LAUNCHES A MAD CRIME SPREE, COLLECTING MONEY AND MONUMENTS! |
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| BOOTY CALL! WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE ADDED TO THE GHOST OF THE HAND'S BOOTY COLLECTION! |
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| THE GHOST OF THE HAND GETS BORED, SO IT DECIDES TO START COLLECTING SUPERHEROES! |
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| WHEN SUPERMAN RESISTS, THE HAND SMASHES HIM IN THE BIG TOE, THEN POPS HIS HEAD OFF! OUCH! |
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| THE SEA DEVILS SERIOUSLY INJURE THE HAND, SO IT DONS AN ARMORED GLOVE TO FIGHT THOR! |
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| MORTALLY WOUNDED BY THE FF, THE HAND'S GHOST IS COMPLETELY VAPORIZED BY SOLAR. THE REST IS SILENCE! |
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Thus did the superheroes of the multiverse defeat their greatest enemy, the Big Giant Hand! The superheroes have issued a press release promising the world that the Hand and its ally, the Big Giant Foot, will never bother us again!
The damage has all been fixed, except for a massive footprint that is being inspected by Adam Strange and his wife, Alanna. I just this minute lost contact with Adam... but I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Probably just sub-space interference.
As I was saying, reader, we've definately seen the last of the Big Giant Hand! May it rest in peace.
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